April 2011
"Dinner is ready!".
FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD.
Dear Ladies
hdkrock:
please understand something, all straight men are the same. The ones that say they aren’t are lying to you because they want to have sex with you.
No exceptions.
If it’s covered in Nutella, I will eat it.
You still have a douche beard and I still hate...
For your bad moments in life. →
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You can crawl right into me in your bed when you...
“Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor (via unseen-unsung)
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I fucked someone with words, broke a promise. You forgave but you won’t forget. I pray the day will come when you see I was numb, ‘till you burned me with your cigarette. But each fight leaves my vocal chords shattered. I sing with my gums spiked with glass. I pray and I beg like a dog, hump your leg ‘till you spay my sorry, broke ass. Singing: Why do you always have to push me...
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I'm staring at the devil and the truth of it is,...
If only I could focus, maybe if I could see. If I didn’t know any better I would say he looks just like me.
I really just hate my fucking sister so much. How can someone live their whole life being so fucking bitter and angry? I don’t get it.
Okay so
My mom calls my dad and tells him to boil a pot of water.
His response? “How?”
omgwut.
mattruinseverything asked: http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=2266071
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You wear your lies like a noose around your neck...
Eating junk food regularly increases your chances...
gogettonedhippie:
So true!
Must remember this.
